So I was at work the other day and emptied out a box aND I FOUND THE FUCKING BOX GHOST
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
I just wanna run away into a forest with lots of lichen and moss and green things, and I want to swim in cool pools of water, and run through the trees, and get bloody knees and muddy feet, and eat fresh fruit, and learn all the bird calls, and read by candlelight late at night and have friends who will live with me.